One of my favourite guilty pleasures is reality TV, and over the last few months since Lila arrived (particularly when she was first born), I've been watching it by the bucketload. Nothing takes the edge off an hour-long breastfeed sesh at 3am like a fresh episode of Rachel Zoe or Real Housewives!

This week I finished watching the latest cycle of America's Next Top Model, and all was well... until I realised that this glamazon, Alex, is the token "plus sized model". Seriously?!?!?!?