you look nice today

I don't really know who these guys are, or what they do, but I like the name of their website - You Look Nice Today - and this made me chuckle out loud!

It's a "rider" from when they performed somewhere with these dudes called Jordan, Jesse Go!

The rider is as follows - read the original here:


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MONSTERS OF PODCASTING DRESSING ROOM SET-UP

YOU LOOK NICE TODAY

Please provide:
  • 3 chairs
  • A few Diet Cokes, or whatever you have around, no big deal (Adam gets thirsty)
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JORDAN, JESSE GO!

Venue has agreed to provide:
  • 2 mahogany and/or teak writing desks
  • 2 Aeron++ chairs, NEVER USED, arranged: Lumbar 14, LB 7, Leg height 2.3, spine angle 79.8º
  • Bow tie steam press
  • Stereo CD player w/ remote, turned on, set to play track #8 of Sade’s Promise on repeat
  • Rand McNally’s Atlas of the United States, pages 45-72 torn out
  • 1:18 scale replica of San Francisco International Airport’s non-denominational prayer chapel
  • 3 heads butter lettuce, buttered
  • 3X5 notecard taped to the mirror, with the name of the venue’s city and area code written on it
  • 1 native Portuguese speaker 
  • That day’s Craigslist W4M “Missed Connections” printed out, all proper names highlighted
  • Vase of white roses smashed on the floor, then glued back together as if nothing ever happened
  • 2 yellow men’s Size L T-Shirts. One says BANANNA, the other says PANTS. Note the misspelling.
  • A treasure map that leads to real treasure

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