Shiloh Pitt is one of the most beautiful, genetically blessed children in the world - but why does Angelina feel the need to dress her in "too cool for school" threads already?

I guess all three-year-olds like to try on mummy and daddy's clothes, but the strategically-placed tie just looks a little contrived.

It reminds me of a toddler I saw at the shops last weekend. He was no older than two, and he was rocking skinny jeans and scuffed converse sneakers, with floppy hair and a Rolling Stones tee. Skinny jeans. On a two-year-old. C'mon...