Every year I drop a bunch of presents under the Kmart Wishing Tree - I loove shopping and I loove wrapping presents, so it's a total win-win.

After about, like, a decade of doing this, I finally realised that the people behind the scenes have to unwrap the presents before they hand them on, to make sure random creeps haven't wrapped up dirty socks and empty boxes. So this year, I wrapped 39 presents for kids, teens and nanas in cellophane! I was seriously in wrapping nirvana... except that now, I've got a Christmas wrapping paper surplus. Oh, what hideous problems I have!