Only in America, right?!

Don't get me wrong, I love America - I'd live there if US green cards weren't such an endangered species - but this is seriously Captain Mayor Wrong of Wrongtown City in the land of Wrong.

This heart-attack-in-waiting was apparently created by a minor-league baseball club; it's a cheese and bacon burger, sandwiched between a Krispy Kreme doughnut. The breakfast/dinner/dessert combo packs a thousand calories and could literally stop your heart on ingestion*.

(*Not really. But it will wreak havoc with your digestive system, at the very least.)